My new favorite swear

“Jesus Christ on a bike!”

The only negative thing about that is: it might be a little bit too awesome.

And putting aside the whole issue of whether Jesus is Lord or not, can this technically be considered “taking the Lord’s name in vain” when you’re referring to an event the Lord is participating in rather than the person himself?  What does “in vain” mean, anyways?  Is it possible for Jesus to ride a bike in vain?  Please advise.

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One Response to “My new favorite swear”

  1. Postman Says:

    Hmmm… well, “in vain” means irreverent, but as we’re talking about someone who may not have even existed, I’d say that irreverence is irrelevent.

    Personally, I’m partial to “Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick”, myself.

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