The proof that there is no God

The argument goes something like this: ‘I refuse to prove that I exist,’ says God, ‘for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.’

‘But,’ says Man, ‘The universe is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.’

‘Oh dear,’ says God, ‘I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

–Douglas Adams, with slight editing.

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One Response to “The proof that there is no God”

  1. Postman Says:

    He also single-handedly proved the old saw: “Only the good die young.”

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